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Tonight…The Mahoning Valley Hitmen Play Their Preseason Game.

by Moohead

February 3, 2007 7:23 pm

It’s over. The cursing. The threats. The rhetoric. Mo Clarett’s morality play. Dave Anderson’s long expired commitment to host the team. Vindy.com’s 438 page forum opus dedicated to a pack of rabid Jim Terry haters. The photostatic copies of bounced checks. The memories of a failed high school all star game years ago in Pinellas County Florida. The pointless name calling against some of Youngstown’s most recognizable people by Jim Terry. The criticism of downtown’s safety. The image of a team of mafia hit men. The verbal abuse thrown at the principal of JFK High School. The “Free Mo” t-shirts. The amazing “Thunderdome”. It’s over.

All that’s left is a group of guys trying to play indoor football, a guy in Central Pennsylvania claiming he’s owed $1000, a loosely configured 4 team league, and tonight’s “sold out” preseason game that season ticket holders were not allowed to attend. Most would say “that’s enough”. Hell, even the area Chamber of Commerce warned members to steer clear of the Hitmen. That’s the equivalent of Mother Theresa bashing hungry Sri Lankans.

But against all odds (mainly constructed by Terry himself), the Hitmen are ready to hit the field running. The TV stations won’t be there, because Mr Terry chose to insult Bob Hannon, TV 33, and TV 27 at one time or several over the last 4 months. Ed Puskas of the Tribune Chronicle won’t be there. Same story. In this context, I am not sure we can find ANYONE in the valley willing to cover this event. I hear the newspaper in Sharon Pa might attend. But only because Masury is downwind from Sharon and not the other way around.

My internet radio show has become a home for this unfolding drama. We haven’t missed a single guffaw. A single insult. A single story deviation, prevarication or insinuation. Moohead Radio is plugged into this story. So much so, I have gotten to know many journalists in Youngstown who share the wrath of Terry in one form or another. Long after the newsroom lights have dimmed, these tireless jornalists sift through the Moohead archives to lavish themselves with the story their media are too dignified to cover. For one hour they revel in the sheer ridiculousness. The ethical bankruptcy. Then it’s back to covering real sports and real news.

But now it’s over. With the first snap, the story will change from Jim Terry’s intrastate money runs, to a few hopefuls trying to extend their football shelf lives. They will crash into boards and kick into walls. They will play on a field named after an insurance company, and pray to God almighty they don’t need to call the sponsor after the game. Jim will yell and scream “I told you so”. This game will serve as his personal vindication.

But all Greek tragedies start with a tragic hero, hubris, recognition scene and retribution. While Mr Terry will delay the recognition scene, thousands in the valley wait for the Deus Ex Machina. And with it, final retribution.

11 Responses to “Tonight…The Mahoning Valley Hitmen Play Their Preseason Game.”

  1. DonMartione Says:

    No one cares about the Hitmen. I could get more publicity for a garage sale at this point. Jim Terry is the Herpes of NE Ohio.

  2. Jim Terry Says:

    Darn….only 30 people showed up and half of them were sex offenders. If anyone wants to buy my Junior XFL league, just let me know. I’m about to put the entire league up for sell for $150 dollars, including the barn that we played our season opener in. Act now and I’ll toss in the handguns that belong to my three best convicts…I mean players.

  3. Ron Stevens Says:

    I was there with my son and we left midway into the 1st quarter. It was basically a game of backyard football with half of the talent and 10x the amount of profanity. Thankfully we received our tickets free from the grocery store or I would have been very dissapointed. Make sure to stay clear of this circus in the future. It’s Professional Wrestling meets Carnival. Don’t waste your time, stick to the Arena League or NFL.

  4. Moohead Says:

    Hey Ron…what Grocery had free tickets? Jim claimed the game was sold out. Where was the profanity coming from? The players or the crowd? Let me know!!!

    Cow

  5. Conway Says:

    Very poor turnout.

  6. EIEIO Says:

    Hey, Moo!

    What happened to your website? It’s been down all afternoon!

  7. JT's a Bozo Says:

    what was the final score in this mess?

  8. Moohead Says:

    54-6. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  9. Moohead Says:

    My server is down since 3pm. I’m a Cow.

  10. EIEIO Says:

    That’s too bad. I wanted to be the first tonight to taunt Marky X for his lousy Super Bowl pick.

    Colts win!

  11. aj Says:

    moo, are the hitmen playin this 2008 season……let me know please

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