Why Does Mr Moohead Do An Internet Radio Show? Why Does He Now Have a Co-Host?
by MooheadMarch 1, 2007 4:34 pm
Answers to commonly asked questions:
Q: What’s this Moohead/Cow thing all about?
A: I have been nicknamed Mr Moohead since 1980, long before there WAS an internet. It is not a gimmick. If it were, it would be a weak one.
Q: If you’re so good, why aren’t you on the REAL radio?
A: I was. For many years as a DJ, then many years as a radio station group owner.
Q: So how come you’re not on a station now?
A: Because I want to develop internet broadcasting into a Bovine art form.
Q: Why do you keep falling back on the Cow thing every time I ask a question?
A: Why does it bother you so much?
Q: Aren’t I asking the questions?
A: Not very good ones.
Q: I think you suck.
A: That’s not a question
Q: Do you suck?
A: Yes. But a lot less than many regular radio hosts who have less to say than a Cow.
Q: Back to the internet radio thing…what if I don’t have broadband?
A: You’re a loser. No. Seriously. You might want to move to Sri Lanka.
Q: Why are you so elitist?
A: I’m not. The Sri Lankan thing is a figure of speech. If you don’t have broadband speed, we have a special dial up version of the show. It sounds a little rougher, but you can make the words out.
Q: Is internet radio growing?
A: A lot more than AM radio. Drive around in your car and tune into AM radio. Sounds scratchy. Plus it’s either Rush Limbaugh, O’Reilly, or Tommy Dorsey and his long dead orchestra. Plus you can only get it for 20 miles before it goes away (which is relieving in most cases). Internet radio is new. It’s in its infancy. That’s why my show is infantile.
Q: How is Moohead Radio different from other internet radio shows?
A: Our sound is clearer. We’re on every day. We don’t talk about computers, surfing or sex. We actually sound like a big city sports talk show. Except we’re Cows.
Q: Does Vindy.com pay you?
A: For what? For writing an inane piece like this? Heavens no. No. I don’t pay them either.
Q: Are you serious about all this?
A: Yes. Very serious. I put on the Cow suit every day at 5pm. I’d call that serious. One day, Moohead Radio will be mentioned in the same breath as Ducktails, Edsels and New Coke. I’m so serious, I hired a professional co-host. He’s the one with the pleasing voice.
Q: What does the future hold?
A: Naked photos of Hillary Rodham Clinton with Antonella Barba. Also, Moohead Radio will be getting a new updated site complete with real time Bovine chat functions. A matter of weeks away. The chat room, I mean. Give the show a listen. It’s irreverant, irrelevant and catatonic (go look it up). Moo.
