From Mr Moohead’s Mailbag. Just Another Day. Ugh.
by MooheadMay 2, 2007 7:44 am
I get a lot of e-mails. Most make sense. Some…I truly wonder about. here are 2 that are beyond the left field lounge at the Jake:
Hey man, I heard you mention male escorts. Not sure if you go both ways or if your show is some kind of front but here’s my page: (Page not published due to questionable images)
~Antonio
And here’s e-mail #2:
Dear member of the National Cattleman’s Beef Association:
I work for a cattle prod company in California that stocks rodeos and
farms throughout North America. We are offering a sale on prods
I work for a cattle prod company in California that stocks rodeos and
farms throughout North America. We are offering a sale on prods
with low voltage electric shocks. Our prods have a cylindrical rubber tip,
with dull barbs (in a similar design to a fire poker) for herding your stubborn animals. Anything which touches the electric current receives a high-voltage
low-current shock, not strong enough to kill a human or a large animal
such as a cow or sheep but significant enough to cause significant pain.
Our higher-voltage hotshots do not interfere with radio and CB radio
reception when activated.
low-current shock, not strong enough to kill a human or a large animal
such as a cow or sheep but significant enough to cause significant pain.
Our higher-voltage hotshots do not interfere with radio and CB radio
reception when activated.
Please consider us for your cattle prod needs.
So what’s a Cow to do? One guy thinks “Moohead” is a gay porn site. The other thinks it’s a cattle site. I could answer them respectfully, but that would be missing the point. Neither person did enough homework to even check the site out. They used a search engine and mass e-mailed. So I wrote them back:
Dear Sirs,
I received both of your e-mails and appreciate your writing to me. I am a true believer in networking on the internet. For this reason, I have forwarded your e-mails to one another, figuring neither of you seems to mind a poke in the rear.
Sincerely,
Mr Moohead
Resident Bovine
